Meet the Sauna Regulars

Once had public sex in a War-Mart parking lot in Arkansas

Once did a line of cocaine off of a Porter Potty toilet seat.

Once drove from Saugus, Massachusetts all the way to the sauna in South Paris, Maine without wearing pants

Once attended church, a stock car race at the Oxford Speedway, a bean hole supper, and went bowling all in the same day.

Raised 5 children, worked full time at Kmart, and drank Allens Coffee Brandy for breakfast for over twenty years.

Once ate a dozen donuts during a shift

Sharing lovers while still remaining friends

Replicated Barbara Streisand and Judy Garland's legendary 1963 duet for their friends Halloween Party

Managed to stay single for his entire twenties

Slept with her friends father and her friend's father in-law.

Was featured in a national mayonnaise commercial